Aaron Shekey

Troy McClure’s IMDb Profile

December 2015

As a huge Simpsons fan, I did my best to build an accurate IMDb profile for Troy McClure. This combines references from the TV show, comic books, and video games. This page’s source is on GitHub, so if you see something obviously wrong, submit a pull request and let’s fix it. If you work at IMDb, instead of suing me, you should actually build this as a badass easter egg.

Thanks to Mike McCarthy for emailing a few recent corrections, and making me notice I left out a few entries from the Simpsons CD-ROM.

Troy McClure

Troy McClure is a suave Hollywood leading man, whose breakout roles in the 1970s catapaulted him to worldwide superstar status. While both an accomplished film and TV star, McClure regularly shows his range by with appearances in infomercials and self-help videos. His slick, yet sincere performances are matched only by his classic Hollywood looks.

Born:

Troy McClure
in Uvalde, Texas, USA

Known For

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair
I Can’t Believe They Invented It!
Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What

Filmography

Actor (40 credits)
1999 The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel Professor Horatio Hufnagel
1997 An American in Toronto
1997 The Computer Wore Puka Shells
1996 Sleepless in Shelbyville
1996 Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! (Musical)
1996 Handel with Kare (TV Series) Jack Handel
1995 Leper in the Backfield
1995 The Erotic Adventures of Hercules Hercules
1995 The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
1994 Slow Down David Copperfield, What’s That Down Your Sock?
1994 Astro-Heist on Gemini 3
1994 Eeney Meeney Miney, Die
1994 Look Who’s Still Oinking
1994 Preacher With a Shovel Preacher
1993 Make-Out King of Montana
1993 Meet Joe Blow Joe Blow
1993 Ten Was Too Many
1992 "P" is for Psycho
1992 Calling All Quakers
1991 Hitler Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
1990 The Day Paul Bunyan Cried
1990 Jagged Attraction
1990 The Pulverizer
1990 Three Men And A Nuke
1990 The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks
1989 Three Men and a Bunsen Burner
1988 Calling All Lumberjacks
1988 AfterMannix
1988 Buck Henderson, Union Buster (TV Series) Buck Henderson
1987 Radioactive Man III: Oh God, Not Again Radioactive Man / Claude Kane III / Ghost of Radioactive Man
1987 The President’s Neck is Missing
1987 The Revenge of Abe Lincoln Abe Lincoln
1986 Wake Up, Finnegan
1986 Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp Christmas Ape (Voice)
1985 Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
1985 Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel Radioactive Man / Claude Kane III
1984 Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant
1983 Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms Hydro
1982 Cry Yuma
1982 Radioactive Man Radioactive Man / Claude Kane III
1981 The Electric Gigolo
1981 Shortland Street
1981 Here Comes the Coast Guard
1981 Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee
1979 Give My Remains to Broadway
1979 Swing, Swang, Swung
1979 My Darling Beefeater
1979 The Seven-Year Old Bitch
1979 Sorry, Wrong Closet
1979 The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed
1978 The Boatjacking of Supership ’79
1978 Son of Sanford and Son Son
1978 David versus Super Goliath David
1977 The Muppets Go Medieval Sir Lies-A-Lot
1977 Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Frisco Freak-Out’ Good-Time Slim
1976 They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall
1976 The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West
1975 Christmas Ape Christmas Ape (Voice)
1973 Suddenly Last Supper
1972 Gladys the Groovy Mule
1972 The Mediocre Journey
1971 Dial M for Murderousness
1968 Young Jebediah Springfield (A Watch-and-Learn Production) Jebediah Springfield
1966 It’s a Wonderful Belt
Director (1 credit)
1999 The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Self (65 credits)
2010 Pepsi Presents: Addition and Subtraction Himself (Host)
1999 Where in the Heck is the People’s Republic of Kampuchea? Himself (Host)
1998 Springfield Knowledgeum Welcome Video Himself (Host)
1997 The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase Himself (Host)
1997 Suddenly Tulsa Himself (Host)
1996 Rancho Relaxo Himself (Host)
1996 Where’s Nordstrom? (an information kiosk film) Himself (Host)
1996 Pinch Me, I’m in Boise Himself (Host)
1996 Carnival of the Stars Himself (Host)
1995 Dig Your Own Grave and Save Himself (Host)
1995 The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular Himself (Host)
1995 Alien Nose Job (TV Special) Himself (Host)
1995 The Miss American Girl Pageant Himself (Host)
1994 Fairbanks Needs Women Himself (Host)
1994 I Left My Soul In Sacramento Himself (Host)
1994 Yuma, It’s Seniorific Himself (Host)
1994 The Juice Loosener Himself (Host)
1993 I Can’t Believe They Invented It! Himself (Host)
1993 Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show (TV Special) Himself (Host)
1992 Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House (Telethon) Himself (Host)
1992 The Itchy & Scratchy Movie Himself (Voice)
1992 Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory (TV Series) Himself (Host)
1992 America’s Funniest Tornadoes Himself (Host)
1992 Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat (with Brad Goodman) Himself (Host)
1991 The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot Himself (Host)
1991 Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover Himself (Host)
1991 Smother me in Shreveport Himself (Host)
1991 Freedonia: Gateway to Wichita Himself (Host)
1989 Get Confident, Stupid! Himself (Host)
1989 Someone’s in the Kitchen with DNA! Himself (Host)
1989 Welcome to Springfield Airport (an information kiosk film) Himself (Host)
1988 Shoplifters: BEWARE Himself (Host)
1988 Out With Gout ’88 (Telethon) Himself (Host)
1988 Firecrackers: The Silent Killer Himself (Host)
1988 Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds Himself (Host)
1987 Duluth, It’ll Grow on You Himself (Host)
1987 Alice’s Adventure through the Windshield Glass Himself (Host)
1986 Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore Himself (Narrator)
1984 Eyeball Whitener Himself (Host)
1983 Living, Loving and Lubbock Himself (Host)
1983 Tender Lovin’ Newark Himself (Host)
1983 60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims Himself (Host)
1983 Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures Himself (Host)
1983 Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory Himself (Host)
1983 Ah! Fudge Chocolate Factory (Introductory Video) Himself (Host)
1983 Duff Gardens (Infomercial) Himself (Host)
1983 The Springfield Squares (TV Show) Himself (Contestant)
1983 Earwigs, Ew! Himself (Host)
1981 Here Comes the Metric System Himself (Host)
1981 Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly Himself (Host)
1981 Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll Himself (Host)
1981 Eeney-Meeney-Miney Murphreesborough Himself (Host)
1980 Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues Himself (Host)
1980 Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness Himself (Host)
1980 The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair Himself (Host)
1978 The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating Himself (Host)
1978 Mothballing Your Battleship Himself (Host)
1978 Meat and You – Partners in Freedom Himself (Host)
1978 Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face? Himself (Host)
1977 Hats Off to Fargo Himself (Host)
1977 Fairbanks Needs Women Himself (Host)
1977 Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun Himself (Host)
1975 The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth Himself (Host)
1972 Smoke Yourself Thin Himself (Host)
1971 Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What Himself (Host)
1968 Whoa! Don’t Touch Me There! Himself (Host)
Musician (1 credit)
1992 We’re Sending our Love Down the Well Singer

Personal Details

Other Works:

Exxon Tiger Spirit Service.

Alternate Names:

T. McClure

Height:

6' (1.83m)

Did You Know?

Trivia:

In 1996, while failing a vision test at the DMV, he fell madly in love with his clerk Selma Bouvier. The two were soon married, only to divorce amidst rumors of a bizarre sexual fetish involving fish.

Trademark:

His catchphrase is “You might remember me from such films as…”

Star Sign:

Scorpio